Let’s face reality; women don’t think that reaching orgasm is a lucky shot in the dark anymore — nowadays, they want their juices to flow and they want it now. Today’s sex tip will help every man learn about some of the great sexual positions that most women prefer. And sorry guys, on her knees performing fellatio didn’t make the cut.

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Sexual Positions Women Enjoy – AskMen.com via Clipmarks

女性は別にとっぴなことを望んでいるわけではないのねw でもAskMen.comじゃ、本当に女性がそう思っているのか、いまいち不安になるじゃないか…w

  1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
  2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.
  3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.
  4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
  5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
  6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
  7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
  8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
  9. 56% of men have had sex at work.
  10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
  11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
  12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
  13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
  14. A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
  15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
  16. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
  17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
  18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
  19. 58% like dirty talk during sex.
  20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
  21. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

The most talked about subject. – peety fashion via Clipmarks

56%のオトコが仕事中にヤったことあるって!?
次はCyberSpaceでもアレしか頭にないヤツw

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Legend of BloodNinja via Clipmarks

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